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ElvisAn Elvis State of Mind
by Marjorie Dorfman

If you won't be cruel to a heart that's true, at least hire the poor man to sing at your wedding or to fly through the air during your child's confirmation or bar-mitzfah. There's more here than meets the rock and roll eye.


Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.   – Mark Twain

No one ever asked: "Elvis who?" There was only one and his last name was Presley. I can remember as a pre-pubescent teen informing my father that Elvis Aaron had a twin brother named Jessie who died at birth. His response was: "You mean there are two of them!" I cried with tears that only misunderstood youth could muster: "Never, never, never!" Icons have their place in our history and certainly Elvis ranks right up there among them. I loved him as a child and still find his music appealing; albeit from the loss of a child’s perspective. I do find it amazing, however, that his persona has not only survived pop cultural memory, but has actually transcended it. The world of icons is fickle and inconstant and yet today, believe it or not, there are 36,000 men in the world who make their living as Elvis impersonators. For a dead fellow, he’s busier than anyone could ever hope to be and I can’t help but wonder why.

Elvis, the King Many of the bogus Presleys live in Las Vegas, the grand town of tinsel and glitz. Oscar Levant once said of Hollywood: "If you strip away the phony tinsel, you’ll find the real tinsel underneath." He could just as easily have been referring to Vegas. Perhaps this large cluster of jiggling pelvi find work because the town is the wedding capital of the world and, let’s face it, best men are hard to come by these days. There’s probably a burning need for Elvis at confirmations and bar-mitzvahs too, where the elite meet to expound upon the effects of sideburns on the modern world. Impersonator agencies offer "Elvis Presley" for anyone and everyone and for any occasion, small or large. Unbelievable for a man who’s been dead almost twenty-five years!

In addition to walking, jiggling and singing rock and roll kings, for the last nine years Elvis Presley Enterprises has licensed a ten member sky-diving team called The Flying Elvi. (I kid you not, as Jack Paar used to say.) Jumping from altitudes of 5,000 to 12,500 feet above the earth, these daredevils combine a spine tingling aerial sky diving performance of fireworks and precision maneuvers with an entertaining stage show. Team members are all United States Parachute Association pro-rated skydivers with an average of over 2,000 jumps each. They advertise that "Parachuting Presleys will make any occasion a spectacular happening!" Who am I to question their claims? So invite The Flying Elvi to your wedding and make it truly memorable by including the them in the ceremony. You’ll be the talk of the town (not to mention the asylum down the road as well)!

Almost ElvisI suppose now is as good a time as any to mention the video "Almost Elvis" This is the definitive documentary on the quest for the title of "World Champion Elvis Impersonator." Order your copy now and be the first on your block to get it! Winner of the Gold Award, this video offers details on how to get an Elvis nose job, the Elvis Impersonator Diet, Elvis karate dance moves, custom jumpsuit tailors and Elvis Impersonator groupies! From Las Vegas to Memphis, watch as artists compete for the crown. Do you believe this? Absolutely mind boggling!

What on earth is it about the "king of rock and roll" that has persisted for more than forty years? Was it his sullen sexuality that drove teenagers and their hormones wild (not necessarily in that order) in the 1950s? Or was it the rural black southern music whose melodies he stole and re-adapted for the modern scene? (I wouldn’t say this if I didn’t know it to be true. I have heard the original, almost plaintive rendition of "Hound Dog" which became a smash hit for him as well as some of the others.) Still, Elvis rocked and I rocked with him along with millions of other kids in search of someone our parents wouldn’t approve of. The problem with an icon is that it can do no wrong. How can cardboard be wrong unless it yearns to be marble? Elvis was only a man. But it is not that which makes him the same as everyone else that is conjured by the mere mention of his name.

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Don't miss this excellent book:

Elvis Day by Day

by Peter Guralnick and Ernst Jorgensen

Elvis Day by Day

A chronology of the Elvis story, Guralnick and his collaborator, archivist/record producer Ernst Jorgensen, were given access to 35 tons of Presley flotsam that included everything from his first income tax return to a mother lode of unpublished candids. Freed from a narrative structure, the authors chronicle the cultural icon through snippets that capture the mundane and remarkable.

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